I know you know that the dishes have become a constant theme here. So, go ahead and roll your eyes, cuz I just have to mention them again. Last night, I was feeling real sick. I got sicky, it sucks, but whatever - so I said to Alex:
"I'm so angry".
"What's the matter Sara?"
"I can't go to bed with all those dishes in the sink. I just can't. But I'm gonna cry. I feel so sick, I just need to sleep."
"Sara - look at me. Go to bed NOW and I promise to do the dishes in the morning."
"You swear?"
"I swear."
So, fine, I went to bed. Alone - cuz Effie and Celia were sleeping in thier room for once, and I slept real good.
Do you think this will end with me saying that he didn't do the dishes? Well, you are right. But he WAS going to. We woke up, played with the girls, Alex gave Effie cereal, Celia was deeply offended because she said I tried to make her a "Big Girl" by sleeping alone in her bed, and she was so upset that I left her and Effie alone over there, but anyway I saw the dishes and said:
"Oh yeah - you're supposed to do these".
"Ok."
Then I remembered why I always do the dishes. Cuz he does them with the utmost precision and care and what it takes me 20 minutes to do, it would take him about 3 1/2 hours. So I said,
"You - take care of Effie and Celia, and I will gladly do these dishes."
"No. I'll do them, cuz I don't want you getting on my case for saying I was gonna do them. I have to stick to my word."
"No, no, no. I won't get on your case. Do me a favor and DON'T do them."
So I did them in about 11 minutes. Washed. Dried. And put away. End of story.
And yeah, having kids is hard. And difficult. And crazy. But when you are sick it is like one hundred times more difficult and everything is annoying, and I feel totally inadequate as a human and mother. But I think I feel better, so tomorrow better be better.
On another note. Celia said something funny the other day. And if you don't know her, she says everything in a very proper manner. I mean, with a british accent and all.
Alex was about to give Celia and Effie a gummy worm, or something (cuz if you don't know already, Alex only gives them sweets and candy. He never offers them fruit, cuz he knows they REALLY like it when he gives them treats) and he was saying:
"Who likes gummy worms?"
"I DO!" They both said.
"Who LOVES candy?"
"I do!" They said again.
Then he said: "Ok. But if you want these gummy worms you have to promise to be good"
So Celia said for herself, and Effie real loud:
"Weeeee Promise! God bless our hearts!"
Then Alex and I were silent, and looked at Celia in a curious way. God bless our hearts? What? That was wierd, and I started laughing, and Alex said - don't laugh at her. Then when Celia noticed that I was laughing at her, she started her little nervous laugh and corrected herself.
"Oh, oh dear. I mean...... CROSS OUR HEARTS!"
Hahahaha. I thought it was so funny. I had no idea what she was tryinig to say, but she really seemed to mean that she wanted God to bless her. But she meant to say, cross our hearts and hope to die for her promise. Get it?
Anway, and anyhow, here comes Santa Claus. Only 2 more days and the show is over. Hope you enjoy yourselves, hope you have a great Christmas. I love you. I miss you. Have a great day.
